i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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