Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
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