That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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