Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Also, beer. Big fan.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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