Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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