normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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