So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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