Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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