I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Damn victory sex feels great
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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