The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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