Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
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We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Damn victory sex feels great
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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