so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Alive.
So much puke
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
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I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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