I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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