I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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