Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
No subtext here. People are naked.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Randomize
