What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You pole danced in your parka.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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