: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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