My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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