P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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