we're blogging at a bar
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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