So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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