thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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