.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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