So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
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Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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