just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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