Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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