apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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