I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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