i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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