4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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