anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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