My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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