I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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