If i come over, it means nothing
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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