This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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