it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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