talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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