Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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