At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
pray to the hookup gods
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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