I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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