I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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