she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Are we still banned from the library?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I want to be your penis for a week.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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