yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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