Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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