haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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