Don't you send me to vm
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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