You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
