You work out of a Hotel?
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
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They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I supernannyed him into submission
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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