I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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