These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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