I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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