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(248): View more from Michigan

I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor

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Its my greatest physical accomplishment

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(248): I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor (248): Its my greatest physical accomplishment http://tfl.nu/iulb

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Nice meating you last night

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Not a typo

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(843): Nice meating you last night (843): Not a typo http://tfl.nu/icxk

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(612): View more from Minnesota

the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher

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(612): the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher http://tfl.nu/eecw

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.

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(412): I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me. http://tfl.nu/826q

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(443): View more from Maryland

dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.

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(443): dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice. http://tfl.nu/lkbh

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(604): View more from British Columbia

We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE

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(604): We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE http://tfl.nu/3jc2

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(631): View more from New York

these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.

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i got hit in the ear.

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(631): these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby. (631): i got hit in the ear. http://tfl.nu/qr8z

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'

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where do you find these guys?

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(413): he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight' (860): where do you find these guys? http://tfl.nu/yte1

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.

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(715): I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs. http://tfl.nu/tciw

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.

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(484): We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom. http://tfl.nu/e0nu

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(678): View more from Georgia

You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'

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(678): You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow' http://tfl.nu/uw7w

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(404): View more from Georgia

He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.

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In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.

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(404): He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer. (404): In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup. http://tfl.nu/9ays

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(503): View more from Oregon

And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.

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(503): And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence. http://tfl.nu/m69e

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(801): View more from Utah

Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible

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(801): Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible http://tfl.nu/ks54

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(540): View more from Virginia

I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.

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But doesn't your shift end at like noon?

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I don't think you understand.

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(540): I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work. (703): But doesn't your shift end at like noon? (540): I don't think you understand. http://tfl.nu/n6r0

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