Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran

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(503): View more from Oregon

he broke up with me so i peed in his bed

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(419): View more from Ohio

so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,

(679): View more from Michigan

I wanted to be a dolphin.

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(903): View more from Texas

i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.

(1-270): View more from Kentucky

Now it's a party.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.

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