Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.