Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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