ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
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I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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