I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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